Jewish Board of Directors

Jewish Board of Directors

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg, were all close friends since childhood.
They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says: "OK! I'll invest $100,000."
Cohen says that he'll put in $200,000.
Ginsburg says: "Alright, I'll put in $50."

Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation.
Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $50 you
will be our Sexual Adviser."

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"

Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."