Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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