clever

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman"s electronic hair dryer for my Mother"s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I"m afraid they"ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

popeye

hanger

doormats

garbage pin

last will

Samuel Bratt used his will simply to get even. His wife never allowed him to smoke his favorite cigars. When he died in 1960, the embittered Bratt returned the favor. He left her £330,000. To get it, however, she had to smoke five cigars a day.

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smile

irony

"Reliability ...always upholding the highest standards for every detal"
Oh, the irony!

hunter

friday 13th

Bud dog

Beer - Bud Light - No Dog

La linea

La Linea 110

another good vid

Madonna BMW "Star"

Radiohead - great vid

Radiohead - Just

After-office tie

After Office Tie by Argentina's ��Sinapsis�� studio, a good idea, a tie with a bottle opener built into the bottom of it. It will be exhibited at London��s Institute of Contemporary Arts from September 30th to October 4th.

just for pun

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.