Yo Momma's Breath is So Bad Jokes

1. Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.

2. Yo mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.

3. Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.

4. Yo mama's breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.

5. Yo mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

...talkin' 'bout farts:
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down and that's when you realize you have been listening to your ipod.